Monday, July 27, 2020

Pyramid of Providence

A notable landmark in Wizard City Hexcrawl - An everlasting symbol of the eccentricity and madness of real estate development.
Source

Much of the reason for and record of the Pyramid's construction has been lost to the fathoms of unfathomable bureaucracy and ivory tower disinterestedness. For those presently living there it's been there their whole lives - three generations of students have gradually hollowed out the Pyramid from the inside like termites building a limestone fortress. It is an impenetrable labyrinth, one filled with territorial traps and students without governance.

Also, people go missing. It's not talked about, as those who tend to talk about it tend to go missing.

However, it has its perks. Namely: no Spell Shark would dare venture within to collect debts and rents, and Police won't venture inside for fear of being disappeared. An enterprising student can get ahead in the Pyramid, provided they don't disappear themselves.

It's the home of the Bootleg Spell Market and a haven for desperate or radical students. Criminalized oracles also flock to its depths to practice their craft - for whatever reason the future is translucent within more so than without. The Third Eyes wizard gang holds uncertain responsibility for the disappearances. Are they the cause, or just the messenger? Who knows? Well, them probably...

Pyramid of Providence

When randomly exploring the Pyramid of Providence, roll 1d20 for who's squatting and what obstacle you must pass to see them.

When searching for a particular class of person, roll 1d6 in the third column.


d20
Category
d6
Call Them...
What’s Their Deal?
To Find Them You Must Pass The...
1
Dealers
1
Ace
Oysters
Hall of Magic Darkness and Magic Mouths
2
2
Amadeus
Choice Riot Bricks
Bridge of Speaking Skulls
3
3
Amelia
Manufactured Emotional Support
Riddle Wizard
4
4
Vvv
Broken Wands/Staffs
Sump of Sedation
5
5
Volga
Real Estate For Squatters
Greased Stair
6
6
Vladimir
Semi-Clean Water
Red Party Cup Ball Pit
7
Squatters
1
Angus
Big Messy Pyramid Parties
Mural of the Evil Eye
8
2
Alex
Unapologetic Copyright Violation
Astoundingly Handsome Gargoyles
9
3
Adama
Making Pyramids Out of Junk
Mismatched Skeletons
10
4
Vivian
Stealing Pieces of Public Monuments
Sweet-smelling Ooze
11
5
Vice
Monovision Obsession
Tiny Rotating Maze
12
6
Venice
Pyramid Worship
Really Thin Crevice
13
Students
1
Amy
Escape Studies - Reduce, Passwall, Freedom of Movement
Smoke-Choked Chimney
14
2
Arnold
Eye Studies - Darkness, Blindness, Eyebite
Escher Stairs of Rolling Things
15
3
Aero
Root Studies - Speak With Plants, Plant Growth, Entangle
Corridor of Gently Crushing Like Firmly Holding a Squirming Cat
16
4
Vivi
Rainbow Studies - Prismatic Spray, Wall, Chromatic Orb
Reject Theses Tornado
17
5
Vorn
Circles Studies - Circle of Protection, Floating Disk
Mother of All Drainage Pipes
18
6
Vance
Necromancy Studies - Speak With Dead, Animate Dead
Construction Automaton in Obedience-Drug Withdrawal
19
??????
-
Providence Man
Disintegrate on Sight
Disintegrating Eon Eye Taking Up Entire Hallway
20
Roll Twice On Table


OR


For a dungeon experience, generate the pyramid using the table below.
I stole this method from Esoteric Enterprises, Cavegirl.

Grab some dice.
Roll a number of dice equal to the floor level. Start on Level 10 (ground level).
I.E. The topmost floor will have 1 die composing its layout. The 14th floor will have 14 dice.
For potential room details, just go with whatever feels natural or appropriate.


dX
Room Contents
Potential Details
1
Empty, Quiet
Clean, Dust, Tracks, Sense of Being Watched
2
Empty, Sounds
Tracks, Noise from Adjacent Areas
3
Physical Trap - Pyramid is Trying to Kill You
Spike Pit, False Entrance, Dart Trap, Swinging Axe
4
Graffiti
Art Mural, Territorial Warning, Secret Code, Salvage Mark
5
Trashed from a Wizard Frat Party
Stains, Empty Bottles, Cups, Animal Heads, Debauchery
6
Student Hideout (1d4-1 students)
Shitty Mattress, Crumbs, Symbols, Hoard, Criminal Activity
7
Student Hideout, Empty
Hidden Textbooks, Arcane Trap, Bugs, Weird Footprints
8
Black Market
Noisy, Cluttered, Guarded, Hawkers, Wizard Criminals
9
Grave
Fresh/Old Corpse, Unscavenged, Lurker Nearby, Loot
10
Up / Down 1d4+1 Levels
Spiral Stairs, Chute, Ladder, Pit, Elevator
11
Arcane Trap - Wizards Trying to Kill You
Misdirection Rune, Explosive Rune, Pet Ooze, Guard Skeletons
12
Lesser Monster Lair
Crypt Ghoul, Dust Elemental, Trash Goblins, Mural Stalker
13
Student Co-op (3d4 students)
Cobbled Bunk Beds, Communal Kitchen, Comfy Seats, Rituals
14
Fresh Meat
Bait Trap, Recently Dead, Someone’s Discarded Lunch
15
Free Spell
Leftover Tome, Rune Mural, Discarded Scrolls
16
Haunt
Creepy Cabin Vibe, Ghost, Zombie Swarm, Living Shadows
17
Tutor Service
Graduate Student, Experienced, Wizard Teacher, Organized
18
Eon Eye
Lidless, Studying, Disintegrating, Huge, Multitudinous
19
Pyramid Head Man - DISINTEGRATE
Invisible, Fast, Disintegrate-At-Will, Leaves No Witnesses
20
Barricade
Torn Apart, Recently Built, Something Trapped On, Gate
30
Mummified Wizard
Very Old Dry Corpse, Out of Time, Animates on Disturbance
40
Weird Room
Random Unconnected Objects, Ritual Runes, Uneasy Angles
50
Secret Communal Library
Second-Hand Tomes, Unpublished Theses, Volunteer Student
60
Creepy Cold Room
See Breath, Unexplainable, Frost on Walls, Snowman???
70
Spiders
Big Spiders, Little Spiders, Trapped Students, Husks
80
Burnt Room
Ashen Library, Explosion Remnant, Bad Alchemy
90
Dead Time Traveler
Strange Clothes, Embedded in Wall, Message From Future
00
Portal
Glimpse of the Future, Eon Eye Follows, Shortcut to City

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