Friday, February 7, 2020

Magi Corporate Acquisitions



A table for E-SEC Headquarters, in Wizard City Hexcrawl.

The Chronulean Extranational Security Enterprise Corporation (CE-SEC or E-SEC, take your pick), is Wizard City's sixth limb for dealing with out-of-state matters. The head Archmages all own considerable amounts of stock in the group, and its leadership is so thoroughly composed of those within government that they use state taxes and property to fund and house Board of Directors meetings.

Headquarters itself is but a shimmering facade - an exorbitant skyscraper to house money launderers and host decadent wizard parties. The real work happens in secret bloodstained ritual rooms and in augurs' caves.

E-SEC is flush with profits from export and import, security detailing, and the waging of minor warfare. They use this cash for a variety of acquisition projects.

What’s their next Corporate Acquisition?

d20
The Next Acquisition is...
And Who Has No Hope Opposing It?
1
A city’s policing contracts.
A secret society devoted to Tongues.
2
A deceased Archmage’s Spellbook
Those silly Moralists.
3
The likeness of a Deity.
A Rebel Alliance and a Traitor.
4
All of the Zirconium. All. Of. It.
Local News.
5
A foreign government, 60% majority share. Form irrelevant. Autocracies can and will be partitioned.
A bunch of weakened lame-duck politicians.
6
The entire face market. Welcome to face-monopoly.
The Student Body
7
Every last lawyer.
Assassins of the highest price.
8
The Letter “U”, and by proxy any letters that contain it. (Q, W)
The oh-so-benevolent and pious clerics.
9
All Student Debt
A legion of internally-divided anarchists.
10
A landmass the size of Luxembourg.
Time-travelling Trust Busters.
11
Five Thousand Tons of Nerve Gas.
Proprietors of the legitimate methods of opposition.
12
Contracts to perform all State Executions.
A dozen of the most accomplished and influential philosophers.
13
A volcanic island.
An Aboleth.
14
A think tank tank - a think tank in an actual tank.
Not twelve Javiers and their simulacrums.
15
A Church’s entire sacramental portfolio.
A vast conspiracy from the highest table to the lowest squalor.
16
The ground beneath the city.
Peaceful Protestors
17
An entire fucking kingdom.
A coalition of violent academics.
18
Historical perspectives on itself.
A very frustrated Angel.
19
Patent rights to divination spells.
The Cronies. The Nepotists. The Partisans.
20
The Last Thing standing between them and Total Domination.
Everyone, really.

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