Friday, October 11, 2019

Student Tables

A table excerpt from Under Gallax Hall - Basement, reproduced here 'cause it's easy to miss at the very end of the document. Plus, a bonus table for Professors!

Undergraduates
AC Unarmored  HD 1-4  HP 1-16  MoraleWizard 1-4
1d4 Knife
Spells: Random

Everyone despises them. Nobody respects them. The bottom of the academic food chain. Students acquire 1 HD and Wizard Level for every 30 Class Credits acquired (1 Year). For when a personality is required, roll on the following table:

d20
Appearance
Spell
Name
1
Puffy-eyed
Alarm
Alstaff
2
Too short
Burning Hands
Bee
3
Anxiety-inducing
Charm Person
Chew
4
Mutant
Color Spray
Dennis
5
2/10
Comprehend Languages
Elvis
6
Vomit-skinned
Detect Magic
Falgrave
7
Fit like a walrus
Disguise Self
Gemini
8
Euthanized
Feather Fall
How
9
Dungeons-under-eyes
Find Familiar
Ilidia
10
Ghost?
Floating Disk
June
11
Bleeding
Fog Cloud
Karol
12
Hairy-lipped
Grease
Lep
13
Albino frog
Hideous Laughter
Minnie
14
Dingle dangle
Identify
Nupital
15
Too tall
Illusory Script
Organ
16
Sailing ears
Jump
Philinx
17
Father was clearly a snake
Mage Armor
Quop
18
Tuberculosis, personified
Magic Missile
Rins
19
Cancer beefsteak
Silent Image
Segg
20
Like an actual human being
Sleep
Timet


Graduate Students
AC Leather  HD 4-6  HP 4-24  MoraleWizard 4-6
1d6 Long Knife
Spells: Random

Professors might actually tolerate them, as they’ve proven themselves useful. Only the most ruthless students survive the undergraduate program and decide to continue their studies. Graduate students gain 1 HD and Wizard Level for every 60 Class Credits taken (2 Years).

d20
Appearance
Spell
First on the Hit List:
1
Evil gnome
Animate Dead
Undergrads...
2
Scary goth
Bestow Curse
Their Mentor...
3
More piercing than flesh
Blink
Their Partner...
4
No face
Clairvoyance
Their Father...
5
Sumo!
Fear
Their Mother...
6
Literally on fire
Fireball
Their Abjuration Instructor...
7
Trench coat ate a person
Fly
Their Siblings...
8
Glitter central
Gaseous Form
Fellow Program Rivals...
9
Elder spawn
Haste
Custodians...
10
Secret skeleton
Hypnotic Pattern
The Police...
11
Librarian hobo
Lightning Bolt
The Secret Police...
12
Elf on a shelf
Major Image
The Ultra-Secret Police...
13
Knockoff Shrek
Nondetection
Everyone...
14
Bootleg preppy
Phantom Steed
The Dean...
15
A dirty, filthy gun
Prot. from Energy
Ghosts...
16
Goldfish bowl supervillain
Remove Curse
Geese...
17
Spaceman hermit
Sending
Professor Sitch...
18
TUBES
Sleet Storm
And That Little Dog, Too...
19
Doc Ock with a Glock
Slow
All Their Imaginary Friends...
20
Bionic coffee press
Stinking Cloud
You!...


Professors
AC Leather + Shield  HD 6-10  HP 6-40  Morale 10  Wizard 6-10
1d8 Longer Knife
Spells: Random

Now THESE right here are proper Wizards. Professors form the backbone of the University. A Tenured Professor will be infamous for their exploits, their genius, and their utter lack of accountability. Professors usually gain 1 HD and Wizard Level per 15 years spent researching. Most, except perhaps the most egotistical and powerful, will be referred to only by their first initial, because names carry power.

d20
Department of...
Pioneering Spell
Professor...
Minion(s)
1
Torture
Mass Pain
R
Four sycophants
2
Medicine
Summon Gout
P
Talking tumor
3
Familiars
Charm Familiar
N
Thirty cats
4
Tongues
Speak With Eyes
W
Magic mouths spontaneously erupting from every surface
5
Reality
Shade
4
1d6 Clones
6
Accounting
Locate Psychopath
$
2d4 Student Calculators
7
Circles
Protection from Students
M
Magic Circle that crawls along the floor around them
8
Venoms
Hands to Spiders, Arms to Snakes, Bones to Bees
L
Beeeeeeeeeees!
9
Thought
Bestow Thought
Q
Floating brain in jar
10
Space and Time
Omni-Adjacency
&
Themself from the past
11
Tailors
Hat of Faces
K
Living, Talking Robes
12
Grammar
Misspell Magic
Y
Walking, talking dictionary
13
Spying
Detect Crime
!
Definitely NOT the Secret Police...
14
Charms
Power Word: Ignominy
J
Floozies
15
Whales
Combust Fat
B
Ghost Whale Calf
16
Names
_____ 's Instant Summons
V
1d4 Foolish Student Thralls
17
Elements
Wall of Swords
T
Two tiny little oozes
18
Forms
Ethereal Flying Kick
Z
A very petty old philosopher
19
Elves
Memory Souffle
C
Contingent of Woodland Creatures
20
Crystals
Magic Jar
H
Sentient Rock


Wizard City University Departments

d20
Department of...
Related Spells
1
Torture
Pain Spells
2
Medicine
Animate Dead, Cure Spells
3
Familiars
Find Familiar, Surrogate Spells
4
Tongues
Silence, Metamagic, Magic Mouth
5
Reality
Illusions, Shadow
6
Accounting
Locate Spells, Augury
7
Circles
Protection Spells, Magic Circle Spells
8
Venoms
Poison, Conjure Spells, Eyebite
9
Thought
Detect Thoughts, Modify Memory, Telepathy, ESP
10
Space and Time
Teleportation, Time Travel, Extradimensional Spaces
11
Tailors
Petrify, Stone to Flesh, Shield, Disguise Spells
12
Grammar
Counterspells, Mindwipe
13
Spying
Scrying
14
Charms
Enchantment
15
Whales
Light Spells, Fire Spells
16
Names
Bind Extraplanar, Summon Spells
17
Elements
Cloudkill, Lightning/Thunder Spells, Wall Spells
18
Forms
Polymorph, Ethereal Jaunt
19
Elves
Hideous Laughter, Irresistible Dance, Fey Bullshit
20
Crystals
Magic Jar, Stoneskin