Criminals from the Past and Future

Found near the Portal of Screams in Wizard City Hexcrawl.

It's not uncommon for the wizard police to have thrown criminals into the future as punishment for their deeds. This unfortunately produces the situation where the city is constantly receiving criminals from the past.

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Also, due to a portentous event known as The Morsley Conundrum (which identifies a time-traveling event horizon approximately 1,200 years in the future) Wizard City also receives a number of time travelers from the future - some criminal, some criminally insane, and some criminally wanting to alter the course of events, paradox be damned.

These peoples all land in a place called The Present. Double-meaning, this title, as it appears to act as a lightning rod for time-travelers, and because more often than not, these folk become fodder for The Steeves. Sometimes, though, they manage to escape into the city and cause general havoc.

CRIMES FROM THE PAST

d20	Name	What Was In Fashion Then?	Crime	Sentence Time
1	Jarvis McCree	Heckling Clerics	Establishing a Dated Prophecy	213 Years
2	The Magnanimous Mr. Monroe	Really Really Big Chins	Premeditated Paradox	150 Years
3	Krillby	Excessive Sarcasm	Psychoterrorism	140 Years
4	Grover	Hairy Chests	Statutory Enchantment	100 Years
5	Liz the Wiz	Being Able to Shoot Lightning Out of Anything	Institution of Psychohistory	80 Years
6	MISSUS Dufonte	Beating Beggars for Fun	Transmutative Currency Manipulation	55 Years
7	Chris Krinkle	Public Servants Who Actually Cared About Democracy	Aggravated Polymorph of a Bailiff	40 Years
8	Nahni	Weaponized Handbags	Perjurious Amnesia	35 Years
9	Toadstool	Designer Eyeballs	Illusory Witnesses	20 Years
10	Ms. Bullette	Skirts Big Enough to Hide Your Entire Criminal Posse Under It	Impersonation of a Gazebo	16 Years
11	Gorgonchock	Monuments Devoted to the Size of One’s Member	The Creation of Unregistered Silos	15 Years
12	Berry Blue	Disguising Oneself as Furniture	Student Advocacy	14 Years
13	Lil’ Bucket	Fastidious Helmets	Criticizing Police While Technically Correct	10 Years
14	Hummingbird	Really Really Big Hats	Spell Patent Infringement	8 Years
15	Sammy Jam	Casually Dressing Like The Pope	Insufficiently Wizardly Appearance	7 Years
16	Adum	Submitting Trademark Applications For Literally Every Possible Thing	Pet Fraud	5 Years
17	Clammy Sam	Breeding Very Peculiar and Pungent Turnips	Kink Shaming	3 Years
18	Rammy the Third	Dangerously Short Butlers	Misdemeanor Magic Dispelment	10 Months
19	Scully J.	Paying People to Learn For You	Felonious Insult	6 Months
20	Astrea	Whatever’s In Fashion Now, But It’s Just Starting	Legislative Homicide	1 Month

CRIMES FROM THE FUTURE

d20	Name	What’s Going to be In Fashion?	Crime	Sentence Time
1	Gunter	Establishing Completely Impossible Family Trees	Fathering Oneself	-30 Years
2	Malificous Bile	Not Knowing or Caring How Many Layers Deep Into the Dream Reality You Are	Manipulation of Compound Interest	-40 Years
3	Mockingjay	“FUCK GRAVITY! BUILD THE ROCKET!  FUCK GRAVITY! BUILD THE ROCKET!  FUCK GRAVITY! BUILD THE ROCKET!!!”	Dream Arson	-45 Years
4	Liro the Rake	Fascism. Shit.	Revolutionary Thinking	-50 Years
5	Heimlick	Still Fascism. Fuck.	Coughing in Public	-70 Years
6	Ms. Locke	Whatever Comes After Fascism. I Guess...	The Assaultment of Sacred Ducks	-90 Years
7	Smash	Casually Dressing Like The Anti-Pope	Resisting Ultraviolent Arrest	-110 Years
8	ABBBA-BAAAB-ABBBB	The Brain Collective. All Hail!	Conspiracy	-130 Years
9	Axyll	Fascism Again. Fucking hell!	Architectural Battery	-155 Years
10	Kewin	The Only Two Valid Genders: Ghost or Skeleton	Historical Character Assassination	-175 Years
11	Umari	The Fun Kind of Existential Nihilism	Conspiracy to Commit Discomancy	-200 Years
12	Krastor	Hairy Chests Again. We’re Back, Baby!	Imaginary Burglary	-205 Years
13	Skullchild	Vintage Disco Music	Destructive Deja Vu	-270 Years
14	Azor the Enlightened Foot	Fucking Just… Roundhouse Kicking People On The Street I Guess!	The Breaking of 15 Prohibitions	-300 Years
15	Katfish	“We’ve Totally Evolved Beyond Fashion.”	Supertask Creation	-350 Years
16	JAM HAM TRON	Being Thrown Back in Time	Expression of Fraudulent Irrational Numbers	-450 Years
17	Endarius-Gran	Having a Harem of Seventy-Seven Cultists of Grau	Speaking the Name of The Ineffable One	-777 Years
18	“We Don’t Have Names in the Future.”	Excessively Large Parasols	Gazing at the Doom Sun	-800 Years
19	Ricardo de Lon’don	Going Back in Time and Fucking. Shit. Up.	Time Theft	-900 Years
20	Dave	Contemplating The Nature of Existence as the Universe Begins It’s Long and Beautiful Sunset Into The Cold Dark Night. Pondering the Infinite Timelines and Modes of Being That Have Graced This Reality. What Was Life? What Was Its Purpose? What Was It All For?... Just Kidding! IT’S FUCKTONS OF DRUUUUUUUUGS!!	Being a Square	-1199 Years