Student Tables

A table excerpt from Under Gallax Hall - Basement, reproduced here 'cause it's easy to miss at the very end of the document. Plus, a bonus table for Professors!

Undergraduates

AC Unarmored  HD 1-4  HP 1-16  Morale 6  Wizard 1-4

1d4 Knife

Spells: Random

Everyone despises them. Nobody respects them. The bottom of the academic food chain. Students acquire 1 HD and Wizard Level for every 30 Class Credits acquired (1 Year). For when a personality is required, roll on the following table:

d20	Appearance	Spell	Name
1	Puffy-eyed	Alarm	Alstaff
2	Too short	Burning Hands	Bee
3	Anxiety-inducing	Charm Person	Chew
4	Mutant	Color Spray	Dennis
5	2/10	Comprehend Languages	Elvis
6	Vomit-skinned	Detect Magic	Falgrave
7	Fit like a walrus	Disguise Self	Gemini
8	Euthanized	Feather Fall	How
9	Dungeons-under-eyes	Find Familiar	Ilidia
10	Ghost?	Floating Disk	June
11	Bleeding	Fog Cloud	Karol
12	Hairy-lipped	Grease	Lep
13	Albino frog	Hideous Laughter	Minnie
14	Dingle dangle	Identify	Nupital
15	Too tall	Illusory Script	Organ
16	Sailing ears	Jump	Philinx
17	Father was clearly a snake	Mage Armor	Quop
18	Tuberculosis, personified	Magic Missile	Rins
19	Cancer beefsteak	Silent Image	Segg
20	Like an actual human being	Sleep	Timet

Graduate Students

AC Leather  HD 4-6  HP 4-24  Morale 9  Wizard 4-6

1d6 Long Knife

Spells: Random

Professors might actually tolerate them, as they’ve proven themselves useful. Only the most ruthless students survive the undergraduate program and decide to continue their studies. Graduate students gain 1 HD and Wizard Level for every 60 Class Credits taken (2 Years).

d20	Appearance	Spell	First on the Hit List:
1	Evil gnome	Animate Dead	Undergrads...
2	Scary goth	Bestow Curse	Their Mentor...
3	More piercing than flesh	Blink	Their Partner...
4	No face	Clairvoyance	Their Father...
5	Sumo!	Fear	Their Mother...
6	Literally on fire	Fireball	Their Abjuration Instructor...
7	Trench coat ate a person	Fly	Their Siblings...
8	Glitter central	Gaseous Form	Fellow Program Rivals...
9	Elder spawn	Haste	Custodians...
10	Secret skeleton	Hypnotic Pattern	The Police...
11	Librarian hobo	Lightning Bolt	The Secret Police...
12	Elf on a shelf	Major Image	The Ultra-Secret Police...
13	Knockoff Shrek	Nondetection	Everyone...
14	Bootleg preppy	Phantom Steed	The Dean...
15	A dirty, filthy gun	Prot. from Energy	Ghosts...
16	Goldfish bowl supervillain	Remove Curse	Geese...
17	Spaceman hermit	Sending	Professor Sitch...
18	TUBES	Sleet Storm	And That Little Dog, Too...
19	Doc Ock with a Glock	Slow	All Their Imaginary Friends...
20	Bionic coffee press	Stinking Cloud	You!...

Professors

AC Leather + Shield  HD 6-10  HP 6-40  Morale 10  Wizard 6-10

1d8 Longer Knife

Spells: Random

Now THESE right here are proper Wizards. Professors form the backbone of the University. A Tenured Professor will be infamous for their exploits, their genius, and their utter lack of accountability. Professors usually gain 1 HD and Wizard Level per 15 years spent researching. Most, except perhaps the most egotistical and powerful, will be referred to only by their first initial, because names carry power.

d20	Department of...	Pioneering Spell	Professor...	Minion(s)
1	Torture	Mass Pain	R	Four sycophants
2	Medicine	Summon Gout	P	Talking tumor
3	Familiars	Charm Familiar	N	Thirty cats
4	Tongues	Speak With Eyes	W	Magic mouths spontaneously erupting from every surface
5	Reality	Shade	4	1d6 Clones
6	Accounting	Locate Psychopath	$	2d4 Student Calculators
7	Circles	Protection from Students	M	Magic Circle that crawls along the floor around them
8	Venoms	Hands to Spiders, Arms to Snakes, Bones to Bees	L	Beeeeeeeeeees!
9	Thought	Bestow Thought	Q	Floating brain in jar
10	Space and Time	Omni-Adjacency	&	Themself from the past
11	Tailors	Hat of Faces	K	Living, Talking Robes
12	Grammar	Misspell Magic	Y	Walking, talking dictionary
13	Spying	Detect Crime	!	Definitely NOT the Secret Police...
14	Charms	Power Word: Ignominy	J	Floozies
15	Whales	Combust Fat	B	Ghost Whale Calf
16	Names	_____ 's Instant Summons	V	1d4 Foolish Student Thralls
17	Elements	Wall of Swords	T	Two tiny little oozes
18	Forms	Ethereal Flying Kick	Z	A very petty old philosopher
19	Elves	Memory Souffle	C	Contingent of Woodland Creatures
20	Crystals	Magic Jar	H	Sentient Rock

Wizard City University Departments

d20	Department of...	Related Spells
1	Torture	Pain Spells
2	Medicine	Animate Dead, Cure Spells
3	Familiars	Find Familiar, Surrogate Spells
4	Tongues	Silence, Metamagic, Magic Mouth
5	Reality	Illusions, Shadow
6	Accounting	Locate Spells, Augury
7	Circles	Protection Spells, Magic Circle Spells
8	Venoms	Poison, Conjure Spells, Eyebite
9	Thought	Detect Thoughts, Modify Memory, Telepathy, ESP
10	Space and Time	Teleportation, Time Travel, Extradimensional Spaces
11	Tailors	Petrify, Stone to Flesh, Shield, Disguise Spells
12	Grammar	Counterspells, Mindwipe
13	Spying	Scrying
14	Charms	Enchantment
15	Whales	Light Spells, Fire Spells
16	Names	Bind Extraplanar, Summon Spells
17	Elements	Cloudkill, Lightning/Thunder Spells, Wall Spells
18	Forms	Polymorph, Ethereal Jaunt
19	Elves	Hideous Laughter, Irresistible Dance, Fey Bullshit
20	Crystals	Magic Jar, Stoneskin