Tom Generator

This is not an April Fool's post.

The abundance of sexy male drow concubines in my Tidelock campaign has necessitated a table. For shorthand, a sexy male drow concubine is known as a Tom. (e.g. "House Xynyx's lounge presently has four Toms.")

This is the vibe right here.

SEXY DROW CONCUBINE TABLE

d10	Name	Body Type	Accessory #1	Accessory #2	Secret Power
1	Nail	Windy willow branch	Live spider earrings	Luminescent body oil	Stringed instrument which resonates with the hearts of the infatuated
2	Xylem	Marathon milk swimmer	Occultum nose piercings	A reeeeeeally big guisarme	Poison skin secretions
3	Crow	Alpha stallion	Halo of live bees	Codpiece with a king’s ransom of studded jewels	Spell: Limbs to snakes
4	Midnight	Grass-fed organic beef filet mignon	Tattoos - all chosen by mother	Multi-tailed wig made of  braided dwarf chin scalps	Spell: Hands to Spiders
5	Adze	Hypofemme cosmic angel	Veil of sweet-scented silk	Black glass contact lenses	Eye contact initiates Charm spell
6	President	Ambiguous Androsuccubus	Rings rings rings - head to toe	Belly button replaced by strange lock	Holds breath indefinitely, sneaky
7	Outcross	Pillar Man	Full body snake scale suit	Glass harp that produces angelic boys’ choir voices	Can pull poison daggers out of thin air
8	Allemain	Muscle senpai	Snake whip	Piping hot tea pot	Can hide anything smaller than a softball on their body.
9	Ruthful	Disco alien	Neon braided hair to the floor and back	Bull’s horns prosthetic	Venomous scorpion stinger tongue
10	Clithrid	Perfect triangle	Obsidian mohawk	Giant boa constrictor with skull scale patterns	Retractable venomous heel spurs