What Hath Captain Meth Cook Cooked Up?

The Tidelock party has had a drug cook in their basement for the longest time and I was never really sure how to roleplay him until a few weeks ago when off the cuff I decided he should be like a old sea captain.

YARRR!
(From The Lighthouse)

Sir Morgan Bacardi Kraken Havana Appleton is cooking up some drugs!

He will always sample them before offering.

d10	Drug Appearance	Arrrr! It’ll...	Side Effects May Include...	And...
1	A fine white powder.	Turn yer eyes inside out, so ye can see the insides of yer skull!	Hydrocephalus	Anarchistic Thought
2	Small yellow crystal like a kidney stone.	Give ye visions of yer own dying rotten putrescence!	Teething	Religious Disjunction
3	White powder with a little bit of blood in it.	Give ye the pep ye need to get that promotion!	Blindness	Hallucinations About Spiders
4	Clear liquid coated on a rusty nail.	Straighten ye out like a fine razor!	Lockjaw	Kidney Failure
5	Orange liquid slurped from a lit lantern.	Put hair on yer armpits! An’ gusto in yer gizzard!	Orbital Bleeding	Thalassophobia
6	Rubbery thing jammed up nose.	Make yer hair fall out!	Hair Loss	Doing Philosophy
7	Wrinkly black moldy chunk.	Make ye smooth like a baby’s bottom!	Cyanosis	Impotency
8	Neon yellow syringe	Shine a great an’ terrible light in the darkest pits o’ yer soul!	Gout	Craving for Human Flesh
9	Glowing rock	Bequeath ye the stomach to digest even the hardest o’ bones!	Dysentery	Stockholm Syndrome
10	It’s a fish knife. Why?	Spill yer beans like a blubberin’ boy nary a day separate from his mum!	Jaundice	Nostalgia