Deadwind Plots and Hooks

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What? You thought by the title that this was going to be about storylines and player-character incentives?? THINK AGAIN! It's about fishing. The ultimate expression of FREEDOM!! You don't get plots and hooks and plot hooks in Deadwind, it's too chaotic. Instead, we get fishing.

d20	(Roll) 1. Fishing Plots	Catches The...	(Roll) 2. Hooks	Modifying	(Roll) 3. Bait	Fish Species
1	Gull guano-covered pier.	Flammable	Devil Tongue, Vicious and Sharp	Chaotic Good	Corpse-maggots.	Water Ghoul*
2	The Black Sandbar	Cyclopian	Redundantly Barbed and Cruel	Blasphemous	Idol of a Hanged Man.	Black-Masked Grouper
3	Canoe Colony	Migratory	Rusty Bear Trap	Oblivious	A live rat.	Catfish
4	Trash Island	Poor-Gilled	Consecrated	Cursed	Wax Worm	Candlefish
5	A Low Corralled Rain Cloud	Stormy	Carved Saint’s Bones	Anointed	Earth Worm	Water Elemental*
6	Choppy Water Walking	Miraculous	Dog’s Shin Bones	Bear Mouthed	A Stick	Dogfish
7	Filth-crusted Pond	Scummy	Lobster Pincers	Crabby	Deer Dung	Beetlejack
8	Atop Pickle Barrels, Into Other Pickle Barrels	Saltwater	Glue-Covered Fish Dummy	Lonely	Small Diseased Fish	Nurse Shark
9	Cast Into the Windy Sky Like a Kite	Flying	Cold Iron	Fey-	Honey-covered Bees	Bear Herring (Bearring)
10	Street Puddle	Urban	Silvered	Were-	Silk Moth Pupae	Kingfish
11	The Outhouse	Bottom Feeding	Salt-Sausage Magic Circle	Demonic	Hallucinogenic Toad	Stonehead
12	Waist-high, Surrounded by Toxic Jellyfish	Buttery	Red Hot Iron	Bubble Eating	Classroom Note, Child-Scrawled	Gossip-Urchin
13	Camouflaged in the Brush	Prancing	Harpoon	Whale	Rare Burrowing Nightcrawler	Witchfish
14	From the Curved Broken Walls of the Fort	Invasive	Scissor Pincushion	Paperfin	A Name Thrice Scrawled in Blood	Assassinfish
15	The Belltower	Deaf	Spring-Loaded Shark Skull	Peaceable	Old Worn-Out Boot	Cobblercod
16	A Leaky Bathtub	Soapy	Gilded Cage Trap	Singing	Blood-Gorged Leech or Fly	Vampirefish
17	Into a Magician’s Hat	Disappearing	Demon Mouth	Adventuring	Subpoena	Lawyerfish
18	Tumultuous Kayak	Wavebreaking	Huge Magnet	Steely-Eyed	Saucy Smut	Horn Crab
19	Soft Magic Stream	Magic Breathing	Glowing Light	Wispy	Overdue Book	Librarian*
20	Chatty, Babbling Brook	Eavesdropping	None	Imaginary	White Glove	Fighting Fish

* = Not Actually a Fish

Roll 3d20. Column 1 pairs with Column 2. Column 3 with 4. Column 5 with 6.

Example: I roll a 7, an 11, and a 16. I'm catching the Scummy Demonic Vampirefish with a Blood-Gorged Leech in a Salt-Sausage Magic Circle at a Filth-crusted Pond.

By ExplosiveCats
Character from LISA The Painful