Indefinite Train Hobo Table

My idea for Skerples' Indefinite Train Project is a car full of hobos. A place to talk to some vagrants, replace any lost characters, or maybe take on a companion. It mostly just devolves into this 20x6 table, though, so I'll post it here before doing all the finicky formatting stuff for submitting the car.

Source

HOW WE ROLL:
1d20, read left to right
OR
6d20, roll 'em all at once. Read your d20s left to right.
OR
Throw a bunch of dice onto the table. Where they land, use that entry. As many as you'd like per column.

Example: A Fallen Doctor and a Master of the Cut, had they a blade... Carrying nothing but pure hatred in a fanny pack. Why are they on the Train? Filthy work.

d20	A(n)...	+	And a...	Carrying Nothing But...	In a..	Why Are They On the Train?
1	Slimy	Princeling	Giant among giants	A bundle of rye	Bindle made of mother-woven cloth	Just work.
2	Flea-Ridden	Doctor	Zen-zerker, tranquille and elated	A grooming kit and nothing else	Fanny pack	Honest work.
3	Misbegotten	Tax Collector	Preacher to boot, oh Lord...	22 ounces of Jack	Bottle of green glass	Mercenary’s work.
4	Poor Man’s	Soldier	Mob doctor	A Family photo	Secret beard pouch	Dishonest work.
5	Fugitive	Miner	Cheat	An invalidated passport	Pocket full of holes	Easy work.
6	Fallen	Farmhand	Couple stray cats	A swaddled babe	Story they’ll frequently tell	Proselytizing work.
7	Arrogant	Fool	Beetleman, man-sized beet red.	A mean temper	Hand-me-down purse	Psychic work
8	Slain	Angel	Master of the Cut, had they a blade...	Knucklebone gambling dice	Folded wet napkin	Filthy work
9	Mud-Covered	Demon	King among vagrants	A red ribbon	Faded scroll case	Casual work
10	Not Even Dirt Poor	Jester	Secret soulfisher	A writ of protection	Unpolished heart locker	Secret work
11	Drug-Addicted	Noble	Ventriloquist King	A single spell	Saggy pointed hat	Prostitution
12	Mad	Refugee	Faceless Thing	A diminutive mouse	Pair of worn-through shoes	Exiled for high crimes.
13	Wounded	Writer	Peddler of False Truths	A rattling set of loose teeth	Dog skull	Just Wandering
14	Frightened	Dog	Hungry tumor	A sharp rusty knife	Cooking pot	Looking for someone particular
15	Superstitious	Lawman	Parasitic Personality	A dubious bachelor’s degree	Hollow bible	To complete their thesis
16	Amputated	Doctor	Loose cannon	Disfiguring scars	Strung-out straw doll	To find a doctor
17	Heartbroken	Drunkard	Tempered, outlawed militiaman	Pure hatred	Doctor’s bag	To test their mettle
18	Chameleonic	Lawyer	Purveyor of the ONE TRUE SCIENCE	An axe to grind	Heavy briefcase	Spiritual journey
19	Schizophrenic	Student	Butcher Girl	A Train Ticket	Unbloomed flower bulb	On the run.
20	Drunk	Knight	Slanderous Virus	The Fate of a Galaxy	Cigarette case	To make friends